Presenting the Queen. Miss Megan Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi. Total bibliophile. Ex-vegetarian. Piano is my life. Happily taken :) liam neeson is not my father.

My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

(Source: ziraffe, via givingblowjobs)

I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
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3 days ago

elvenskin:

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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Worlds smallest violin lmaoooooooooooooo

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4 days ago

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via hotboyproblems)

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4 days ago

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

(Source: sizvideos, via elvenskin)

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4 days ago

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via hate)

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5 days ago

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via hotboyproblems)

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5 days ago
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