Megan. 18. SFSU. I have a cat problem. It's serious. I hate pickles. I also have a reading problem. I have a lot of problems. Welcome this should be fun.

yunuen:

laughing because sherlock is meeting john in a crowded restaurant probably to have witnesses in case he goes ballistic and tries to kill him

(via hotboyproblems)

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lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

(via flawlesss)

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1 hour ago

dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

image

(via interjects)

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2 hours ago

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via grassyveg)

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3 hours ago

shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

(via hate)

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6 hours ago

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

(via monkeysxarctic)

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xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.

xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.

(via painful-skies)

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7 hours ago

Happy 23rd Birthday Dylan O’Brien(August 26, 1991)

(Source: dylans-obrien, via blue-shells)

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8 hours ago

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via seanp0donnell)

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9 hours ago

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via scruples)

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10 hours ago
snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

(via ambrlouise)

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11 hours ago
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